But listen, it’s been over 20 years since the show began. The LBD itself isn’t perplexing (it’s rather nice if very short) but the mustard accessories? Necklace, bracelet, bag, ring, AND knee-high platform boots? What in tarnation… (Edit: We’ve just realised that she might be trying to match with Salem, who has yellow eyes? Still… perplexing.) The above purple jumper is cute (check out the matching hair clip!), but she especially liked terrible high-necked ribbed t-shirts: Her love of a high neckīarely an episode went by where Sabrina was not wearing a high necked SOMETHING. Clunky platform loafer things that made every step you took sound like an earthquake. The top looks to be made out of that awful material that stretches to fit any size, the matching tights are a step too far, but the shoes… The shoes are every 90s girl’s dream school shoe. Why Mr Kraft didn’t tell her to get home and change is a mystery. Tiny mini with slit, knee high boots, and a v-neck top – this is genuinely what we thought we’d be wearing around the town when we were 16. We ARE dressing like Sabrina! This possibly school rule-breaking outfit In fact, we probably have this exact outfit in our wardrobes right now. Get AWAY from the snot green and brown, girl! This high-neck jumper and pinafore combo
This number is SLIGHTLY better – the basic look of a polo neck and a mini skirt is good at least – but we still can’t be dealing with all that brown. Brown velvet jacket, satin shirt, brown slacks, brown choker? It’s just too much brown. We don’t know where you’d even find a matching top and jacket set these days, and we’re not going to labour over matching our trousers to a pattern in our shirt, so maybe it’s best we leave that trend behind. See, the snot green on snot green? We’d have never thought to pick up that colour (mostly cos it’s YUCK). This is, from what we can see, a matching top and jacket with a skirt and headband picking up the brighter red part of the pattern. We’ve already seen it in the red leather number, but when Sabrina could match something to something, she did. With a bootcut jean, a hoop earring, and matching red choker! Honestly? It works. Her red leather trench coat from the later seasons The Newbridge Silverware-esque necklace we’d leave behind, though.
You’d get away with this blue dress nowadays no bother. Sabrina wore a LOT of velvet over the years. It’s a bit racy for everyday wear, perhaps, but these sheer looks we can still get behind: Sabrina was a divil for a sheer top, or in this case, a sheer top-come-boob tube-come-choker? There’s a lot going on. The hairstyle is bad but also looks like the one we had for our Confirmation, so we can’t fully hate. Pointy frilled boots? Heels with a frilly ankle strap? No idea. The dress is still kind of great (love those sleeves), but please don’t ask us what’s on her feet because we can’t tell you. Really, watching it as kids in the 90s/early 2000s we believed that we’d be dressing *exactly* like Sabrina when we were ‘grown up’ – do we still wish we did? Let’s have a look back and see… Her sparkly bell-sleeved dress from the opening credits Everybody’s raving about the trailer for the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, the new Netflix take on the classic comic book character.īut it’s reminding us of how much we loved Sabrina the Teenage Witch, which ran for seven glorious years from 1996 to 2003.